dependapapamus

The sorry MotherFucker whos wife is a Veteran and gives orders as if he served

That new safety nazi at work is a dependapapamus

by Cherrymax63 May 21, 2016

Dependalogical

Incapable of independent thinking, i.e. unable to think for oneself

Person 1: I think it's highly likely that 9/11 was an inside job. The passing of the USA PATRIOT Act 2001, the invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq for the purposes of harvesting opium and stealing oil respectively, the links between the Bush and bin Laden families, the collapse of Building 7 ... I could go on.

Person 2: You're a fucking hippie conspiracy theorist! They said on Fox News that people like you would try to destroy democracy with your lies!

Person 1: Ok, I'm going to end this conversation now. There's no purpose having a discussion with a dependalogical person such as yourself. :)

by Capitana Americá August 8, 2016

dependless

Not influenced or controlled in any way by other entities, events, or things. Disconnecting your entity from any binding created to this point in life.

Dependless is a way of life.

by Problem89 May 28, 2017

Dependapotameal

When your dependa makes you go to a restaurant on Veterans Day for the free meal for her.

“Hey honey, I got your dependapotameal from Golden Corral. You deserve it because ‘you serve too’...”

by Rustled Jimmy’s November 11, 2020

co-dependent achievement identity

Any identity relying on one's ability to produce or achieve, but is often masked by the social acceptability that achievement provides.

Most people rely on co-dependent achievement identity when defining what it means to be successful.

by FLY Kelly November 24, 2020

retired dependa

The spouse of a retired service member that still remains as an integral part of the Dependa Online Community.

This dependa typically considers themselves a “professional dependa”, even though they often haven’t stepped couch surfed with a hand on the phone with the other hand in the bag of Doritos since retirement.

Retired dependa: As a professional spouse (dependa), you should listen to me instead of complaining about (fill in the blank) and learn to appreciate your Jody.

by TheMadHatter987654321 July 4, 2023

co-host-dependency

Similar to helpy-helpington-ism. Tendency to offer unsolicited help to attendees of a Zoom session, even when logged in purely as a participant.

Unable to repress his co-host-dependency, he directed participants and answered questions as they entered the videochat, forcing the actual hosts and co-hosts to clarify and redirect. Zoomified, he muted his mic and turned off his camera.

by Jules.Sheehy April 5, 2021