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Cum for crypto

When a member of the engine room team will give you a pearl necklace for some bitcoin or ethereum
Deck officer " I got bukkaked by 4 tough engineers down the pit this morning , I could barely breath , talk about cum for crypto "
by ERhardons March 21, 2021
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Crypto Wagie Extremist

Anyone who spends more than 50% of every wagie paycheck on cryptocurrency with the intent of become a crypto millionaire as a result of investing.
He's a crypto wagie extremist because he refuses to spend his money on anything that isn't crypto - he won't come to the bar with us.

The guy only likes turning money into more money which is why hes a crypto wagie extremist now.
They are a CWE so they're only working here with us so they can buy more crypto.
by jwinter January 7, 2024
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Crypto Staking Engineer

Someone who installs and launch's working nodes for proof of stake protocols as a living. This individual will also configure, write scripts, and test the staking nodes for self-staking and as a validator. They will maintain and monitor the nodes so they are fully operational 24x7.
My best friend is self employed as a Crypto Staking Engineer. He runs multiple mansternodes on different blockchains earning enough passive income to make it his full time career.
by Mr. Crypto February 7, 2022
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crypto jail

When you stake your Ethereum in Ethereum 2.0 on coinbase and can’t sell for an undisclosed amount of time.
Larry wanted to hodl his crypto, but couldn’t trust himself and put his crypto into crypto jail.
by Stevenbakermac August 13, 2021
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crypto parasyte

A nigga friend who also happened to has name as Niger, trying to infect everyone's head with crypto, so much until he made Beans spell PARASITE wrongly.
Xian is slowly becoming a crypto parasyte result from Niger influence. He invested more than 20k dollar into crypto in just 3 months time...
by XianNaix December 18, 2021
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Crypto

That one guy on discord who thinks he's very funny by making the gayest jokes and furry noises possible, with moans and groans included in a voice chat.
Crypto: RAWR! UwU XD! Your dick looks delicious...
Person 1: Holy shit fuck off crypto!
Crypto: UWU
by anonymous July 24, 2021
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crypto currency

money on the internet that makes grown men kill themselves.
DAMN! this crypto currency's value is going down!
by Billy Steve November 13, 2023
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