pillar of creation

A man's penis.

I was talking to this cute guy, thought he was genuine…but then he sent me his pillar of creation.

by Chalga database December 30, 2023

Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation

When you're about to be solo'ing an army and need strength

You: "Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation"

Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*

by Fluph February 23, 2025