South American Alligator Chomp

First, venture deep into South America and find that bangin' South American girl we all dream of. Now you found her, follow these simple instructions. While receiving oral sex from your partner, stick your thing all the way down her throat. Gently cup their chin as if you were going to pick her head up and kiss her. Place the other hand just above the forehead almost as if you were going to say, "shoulda had a V8." Next, simultaneously push her jaw together in a chomping motion while your penis is still in their mouth. Finally, blow your load of bloody jizz into her mouth. There you have it, the South American Alligator Chomp.

Roscoe: I was fuckin' around in the Amazon the other day and I saw this hella fine Venezuelan bitch.

Jeremiah: You tap dat shit?

Roscoe: Nah, she just gave me the South American Alligator Chomp.

Jeremiah: Tight!

Black Man: Stop talkin like you black, nigga yo name is Jeremiah fo niggas sake.

by KaMaSuTrA xX February 9, 2009

Chinese Chapstick Chomp (CCC)

When a girl takes a stick of chapstick and rub it on her lips to the consistancy of petrolium jelly...Then she begins giving oral sex to a guy using the thick coating of chapstick to help her glide with ease...When he finishes in her mouth, she chomps on his dick a bites it off...She then uses th mix of chapstick and jizz to glue his penis back on

He no longer can use his dick after trying that Chinese Chapstick Chomp (CCC).

I tried CCC the other night and the feeling was horiffic.

The bitch was so mad at me that she CCC'd me.

by JayX30 February 28, 2010

B-chomp to the double pump fakie

noun. An overly excessive and unnecessarily long nickname. It is often used purely for the sake of showing someone how "clever" you are. short form: B-chomp.

Dave: yo, whatup Sanj?
Sanj: whats happenin, B-chomp to the double pump fakie?
Dave: you're an asshole

by B-Chomp April 17, 2008

Formal Chomp

A femboy British person who likes boykissers, usually identifies as a furry, loves being trans and has a obsession with the lgbtq community. If you ever call anyone this they are probably the worst person in existence, for more, search up the phrase "TVWoman X Formal Chomp

That guy is so annoying, such a Formal Chomp

by johnlebiden May 3, 2024

Chomps

A slightly overweight Indivdual who has alot pace around corners

How are ya chomps!

Here comes chomps!

by FF Astro March 2, 2020

Chomp

A person who acts bad but is actually fraudulent, usually a women who's an open busser but stays confused when asked about their bodies. These chomps are something to watch out for and shouldn't be friended.

I was talking to mike and apparently your girlfriends a big chomp.

by whosaidwhattt January 18, 2024

Tweezer Chomp

Tweezer chomp is when you grab someone by the shaft of the penis and you shove the other hand up the ass hole and proceed to lift the person.

Kyle decided the tweezer chomp was the sexiest way to carry someone.

by Slender cooch December 3, 2019