A popular Eastern European sex position. Stand your partner against a wall, face to the wall. Mount them from behend while setting their hair on fire and restraining their hands so that they can't put the fire out.
She: I see Laverne is wearing a wig.
He: Yeah, she and Bruce tried the Croatian Candle Holder last week.
He: Yeah, she and Bruce tried the Croatian Candle Holder last week.
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Get the The Croatian Prey mug.Horrible bread that appears 60% of times in everytime in every single croatian bakery.
Can be used when comparing things.
Can be used when comparing things.
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by Iloveasswater October 9, 2021
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Bro, we did it outside for like two hours, even though it was freezing. We left a huge Croatian Frost Patty out there. Maybe a few, actually. Better watch where you step!
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"I was just talking to my friend, and she suddenly started spinning!"
"Is she Croatian?"
"Yes"
"She was doing the Croatian flappy fap."
"Is she Croatian?"
"Yes"
"She was doing the Croatian flappy fap."
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