Jersey City Carwash

Taking a dump immediately after taking a shower.

Like getting your car cleaned, and immediately having a Jersey City bum throw a bag of shit on your car as you leave. Also, if a flock of birds drop shits on your car after it was washed.

After a nice long hot shower, I was livid when my stomach started rumbling and I knew I was about to have to take a Jersey City Carwash.

by Getfighted138 January 19, 2022

Icy Carwash

Dragging chilly wet strands of hair against a nipple. Can be plural nipples. Is not limited to any gender.

It may be sexual, annoying, accidental, or simply mischievous.

My girlfriend gave me an icy carwash when she got out of the shower.

by Kale Scarletboer July 3, 2021

Golden Carwash

A golden shower, but the giver of the shower walks over the receiver as they lie on the ground, making sure to cover every inch.

G: Hey sugar, you feeling dirty? ;)
R: Yeah, I think I need a Golden Carwash.

by DFR_85 May 8, 2018

Cambodian CarWash

A popular alternative rock band from Bethesda Maryland. Named after the sex act "Cambodian CarWash".

Man, Cambodian CarWash rocked my shit at that concert last night!

by brolaxin January 11, 2010

Chocolate Carwash

The act of consuming a chocolate product, such as a brownie or cookies and cream milkshake, and spitting up the saliva-chocolate mixture onto your sexual partner.

Wow, Anabel last night gave me the best chocolate carwash I've had in the past decade!

by brownedout May 27, 2014

carolina carwash

The act of ejaculating on a woman's face and then holding your scrotum and cock up, while straddling her face, and brushing her face, and cum, with your gooch hair.

My girlfriend wanted me to nut all over her face so I gave her a Carolina Carwash to make sure it got spread evenly.

by Boner101327 August 2, 2021

Disgruntled Carwash

When one “butt chugs” a bottle of soda (pop, carbonated drink), and sprays it at an individual. but strictly only on the occasion that the act is done through a car window.

“I hit Greg with a good ol’ “Disgruntled Carwash” last week, boy was he mad”.

by Himmothy Neutron April 27, 2024