Batched

Verb: To be batched
Where one receives a right royal thwacking for the purposes of an arguement, usually the person being "batched" will perceive the batching as a form of recognition and oppurtunity to gain coolness. However when a "batching" occurs it will cause much distress and bullying to the "batchee"

OMG I got batched today by my bestest buds

by mini man sicki Sam March 27, 2009

bitched

when a guy does some unneccessary shit for a girl beause he thinks it will help him get some pussy even though evryone knows there is no chance of that happening

when hersh was taking the sats, steph called and said "hersh my vagina is bloody, bring me a tampon" so hersh got up, went to a&p, bought some tampax, brought it her, and left. then two days later, after hersh finishes doing all of stephs homework, and finishes walking her dog and cleaning up its shit with his bare hands, he is at his grandmas funeral when steph calls and says, "hersh im done with this tampon, come throw it out for me. hersh runs to his car, goes up in the bathroom grabs the tampon, rubs it on his cock because that is the closest his cock will ever come to her pussy and then throws it out.

by south side playa April 3, 2005

all bitched up

Extremly excited-horny

Damn it, I'm all Bitched up, I need to find a man to put the boots to me!

by LB May 6, 2005

Booched

Being booched is when you have a fish, and it turns on its side for an itch the side of the fish flashes you with a bright shine. You just got booched from a fish.

"Oh! I just got booched by my fish!"
"I hope a fish booched my friend while he was looking at the fish."
"Being booched by a fish is so much fun."

by shume and dojapotimus August 12, 2009

boched

A word used to describe a shitty situation or a shitty thing. Derived from Urban Canada.

ie. if yo woman's been two timin you, "Damn Cuz, daz botched up!"

by liz January 31, 2005

bitched

A vinyl record or CD which has been scratched badly enough that it is unplayable.

"I lent you my Gaetano Parisio 12" and it came back bitched."

"I can't play Far Cry because the play disc is bitched."

by Andrew July 2, 2004

bitched

Can refer to any piece of machinery or other tangible thing that is damaged beyond reasonable repair or use.

"My car's so bitched that the rear springs came right through the floor!"

OR

Nerd 1: My computer took a surge in last night's storm.
Nerd 2: Haven't you fixed it?
Nerd 1: No, it's completely bitched.

by BBW chaser September 17, 2004