Bangalore Suprise

A cobra in a basket sent as a warning and/or method of assanination. To place a venemous snake in a box and send it to a unwitting victim.

While eatin his curry crisps, the young Satin Slipper was bit by a cobra when he unknowingly opened a Bangalore Suprise. In the movie Kill Bill, Bill's brother dies as a result of a Bangalore Suprise. Because the market owner raised his daily rent, the young snake charmer sent the boss's home a Bangalore Suprise.

by Lefty John March 8, 2010

bangalore monkey butler

an ancient sexual jigsaw, originating in Bangalore, India. Features 27 varieties of penetration by and into 7 body parts. Tradional accessories include a passion fruit filled with petroleum jelly, lime skin finger puppets and one tiny fez hat.

A: That girl the other night was crazy, pulled a bangalore monkey butler on me!

B: Whoah!

A: Bad times tho, got the kashmir rasmir.

B: These things happen.

by rardcore April 30, 2010

Bangalored

Bangalore is a city in India.

Bangalored refers to people who have been laid off from a multinational because their job has been moved to India.

Bangalore is cited in particular because of its reputation in the USA as a high-tech city.

It may not be entirely correct for dictionaries to verbalise outsourcing to India as Bangalored! India’s other cities Delhi, Chennai, Mumbai also attracting call centres ... the Americans could perhaps also talk in terms of their jobs being “Delhi-ted” "Chennaied" "Mumbaied"

American IT sectors are in the process of being Bangalored.

by Ben Israel March 3, 2009

bangle dangle

A middle aged balding overweight gentleman who jabs his penis head into his stomach fold to allow the dangling of his testies while free balling at work. Most Grocery store produce managers, 90% to be exact perform this act.

Tina - Walking to the salad bar "What the fuck is up with Blake?"

Jenny (Deli Clerk) - "uhhh is he walkin weird?"

Tina - "yep"

Jenny "then he's probably doing the "bangle dangle"

Tina - "I'm not even going to ask"

by dangchicago April 17, 2009

bangle

To fail in spectacular fashion, bungle, goof. Inspired by former BMW designer Chris Bangle, whose radical 6 and 7 Series redesigns of the 2000s pale in comparison to BMW's classics and remain rolling visual atrocities to this day.

AJ came off the bench to try and win the game on the last drive, but bangled his chance by throwing four straight incompletions and sealing the rival team's comeback win.

by beckenbauer November 16, 2011

Rangus Bangus

A word that can either be used as a negative or positive term. It can be used against small people, big people, fat, skinny, or any race. In the negative terminology it usually means a person who is being annoying or getting on someones nerves. It cannot be used in public in negative terms, only privately, and is not allowed on TV, Radio, or any social media. On the positive side, it be used on someone that has just done something hilarious or joyful, or on someone who did something outstanding and mind-blowing.

Positive-

Wow! Look at Steve go! He's such a Rangus Bangus!
No way, did Steven just pull a Rangus Bangus type of move!

Negative-
Steve is such a Rangus Bangus, always getting on my nerves!
Steven just said the RB (Rangus Bangus) word in public!

by Steven Rangus Bangus May 27, 2013

Bangled

In reference to Chris Bangle, BMW's head of bad design. It refers to something that was great, but has been reworked into something new and horrible which doesn't represent the previous version's awesometude.

I'd buy a BMW 5 series, but only if the new versions weren't so Bangled.
New Coke was seriously Bangled.

by Drew Carter July 16, 2008