Acting Albuquerque

The byproduct behavior of generation after generation of incest amongst themselves. Everybody is ghetto, thinks they are better than others. Yet are still broke and on food stamps with no other options. Upssesed with and red and green sauce on everything. They brush their teeth with it. Everyone has ghetto arm tattoos and gauges. The females are whores and the men think they’re the best fuckin thing on the planet. People are such dead beets they only look forward to in life is party and drugs. And incest.

You’re acting Albuquerque! Stop it right now!

Acting Albuquerque by Dildotrump November 26, 2020

The Albuquerque Astronaut 

A sexual act in which the male urinates into a fishbowl and dunks the female participant's head into the bowl and anally penetrates the woman from behind.

Last night was crazy man, I gave Becky the Albuquerque Astronaut.

The Albuquerque Astronaut by Therealnielofthegrasstyson April 4, 2024

going full albuquerque 

another way to say "go crazy"

"sorry bro i was going full albuquerque" "ahhh"

going full albuquerque by trainfan March 8, 2025

albequerqe strangler 

This most hideous of maneuvers involves an extremely intoxicated woman ready to vomit and a "concerned male friend" in an isolated stall. He sets up the scenario by innocently offering to hold back her hair while she proceeds to vomit. However, unbeknownst to the woman, he is undoing his pants with his other hand. After the bulk of the vomit is expelled, the ensuing dry heaves create the ultimate contractions for deepthroating. The sounds made as a result of heavy penetration mimicking someone who is being strangled. He finishes, cleans her up, and hopefully, she blacks out shortly and forgets everything. The concerned friend leaves that bathroom stall a legend amongst his friends.

Ted: I think Jimmy gave that drunk girl an Albequerqe strangler! She looks like she's been through the mill.

Harry: No wonder he's always so helpful.

Ted: I bet his balls smell like old schmagma.

albequerqe strangler by Longshanks Blumpelstiltskin June 13, 2006

albuquerquitis 

A seemingly psychological illness of which everyone new that one meets is close friends with a mutual acquaintance; the occurrence of which happens too often, and is too coincidental for, a soap opera or sitcom.

"Just because you met them randomly at a dive bar at the other end of town, doesn't mean they aren't best friends with the person you are dating. Its another case of albuquerquitis."

"Albuquerquitis is a pandemic! The new bartender i just met last night? They're old friends of my ex that broke up with me less than a week ago."

albuquerquitis by S.A.M.B.A. December 22, 2008

Albaquerque Fire Hydrant 

The act of performing inserting one's penis into a woman's anal cavity while she is bent over a toilet. As she begins to puke, hold on while those crazy contractions take you for a ride!

I know some pretty sick people, but when I heard Doug gave her the Albaquerque fire hydrant, I knew he was going to hell for sure.

Albaquerque Fire Hydrant by Stevie Y April 13, 2006

alberquerque 

the word alberquerque is used as an insult if you your vocabulary to rage is a random word generator and when you start saying this you won’t be able to stop

aaron: you alberquerque cum slut

jack:what

matthew: laughs
will:i love dick

alberquerque by afrikan butt fucker December 2, 2021