While getting a blow job (from your lover, of course), as soon as you cum in their mouth, you tickle them hard under the armpits making them sneeze/choke, making them blow the load out of their nose that you just blew in their mouth?
Yo Steve, it's me Larry.
What's up Larry?
Not much. Just thought I'd give you a call to let you know that your mom blew an Albuquerque Achoo all over my coffee table.
What's up Larry?
Not much. Just thought I'd give you a call to let you know that your mom blew an Albuquerque Achoo all over my coffee table.
by Gorgon August 25, 2013
Get the Albuquerque Achoomug. A sexual act in which a male stands completely naked in the corner of a room while his companion attempts to jump onto his erect penis. Much in the same fashion as throwing a hat across a room onto a hatstand...but in this scenario the hat is either someone's vagina or anus.
Tim: "Why are you standing naked in the corner of your room with an erection Jason?"
Jason: "Because we're about to do an Albuquerque Hatstand. Sarah is just in the bathroom getting ready. Now could you get out of my bedroom please Tim?"
Jason: "Because we're about to do an Albuquerque Hatstand. Sarah is just in the bathroom getting ready. Now could you get out of my bedroom please Tim?"
by Volit August 28, 2014
Get the Albuquerque Hatstandmug. The art of shoving ground beef inside of an autistic persons anus, slurping it out, and then spitting it onto 2 sandwich buns then consuming it.
Me and my homies all jumped this autistic kid, then proceeded to give him an Albuquerque Ass Burger.
by FelchForLife84 April 23, 2022
Get the Albuquerque Ass Burgermug. When a woman bends over in the downward dog position on the bed but instead of sliding it in you grab her ass cheeks and slap them together very fast and hard to the point she face plants on to the mattress in order to stop you
Kristi won't talk to me no more because after our date last night I gave her the old Albuquerque ass clap
by Domphuckery September 27, 2025
Get the Albuquerque ass clapmug.