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Noah

a guy that is extremely hot and loves dateing blondes. girls want him but he rejects those he likes knowing his heart could be broken. Noah is a lax bro and rocks them nike air maxs and high nike black socks. he is a typical lax bro but non lax bros like him to. Noah uses all the lax bro terms and is a rich kid. overall noah is a chill guy.
dude:yo did u see noah

girl:ahhh what a hot lax bro
by dictinonarydude November 24, 2011
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Noah

To have sex with an extremely hot woman, while fingering four other girls, 2 with each hand while "toe-ing" 2 more girls, one with each foot. Basically to Noah is to have sex with as many girls as possible, using every single body part capable of penetration.
Yo I Noahd them bitches so hard last night.
by gsdlhdfiodksdhkl July 16, 2008
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Noah

A MOTHER FUCKING GAY WAD THAT WHEN SCANNED WITH THE GAY-O-METER 6000 WILL CORRUPT THE DATA AND EXPLODE
NOAH WHY ARE YOU SO GAY

Noah: I'm NoT gAy YoU aRe

Not even 5 seconds later

Noah: HeY yOu CoMiNg To ThE dUnGeOnS aNd DrAgOnS cLuB tOdAy
by Slegemask March 22, 2019
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Noah

A asian dude who plays trumpet. He likes to scream. Did I mention he likes to storm bathroom with other squads of asian?
"Noah is gay."
by apyxus October 8, 2019
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Noah

Dumbass that is stupid
Noah is stupid
by Jesus 55555555 October 29, 2020
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Noah

Noah is an alien hoe
by Bigdadark January 16, 2019
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Noah

Noah blir ofte brukt om en person som prøver for mye, men ikke får til mer enn en vanlig person.

Hvis du kalt en Noah så kan du ingenting untatt fortnite, osu og litt minecraft. Det verste de vet er å ramse opp alkaner i riktig rekkefølge.
Wow du er en Noah. Tatt en Ole til eller din Noah.
by simi ligne på sid September 22, 2020
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