November 2

November 2 is furniture day. It is the day to clean and love your furniture. You can also buy new furniture or dress up as furniture.
Child: Mom can we go to ikea?
Mom: No
Child: But it’s November 2, furniture day!
Mom:
by ms keisha? October 25, 2019
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November 2

Friend: Oh look, November 2

Short friend: No please
by Your dad the one you never had November 02, 2021
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November 2

This day is National Ignore All Fun Sized People Day. If a person is shorter than your shoulders then you must ignore them. If a person is 5’3” or shorter than everyone must automatically ignore them. To ignore them you must stare straight over them as if they are simply too short to even notice.
On November 2 every short person will seem to disappear from the face of the earth.
by strawberry milkshake October 26, 2019
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National joint a cult day! You and your family and friends have to join a cult!
Hey mom, did you hear today was November 2?”
by Lala Mcgoogoo October 29, 2020
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November 2

The day that you grab your brothers do as many times as you can.
But if their name starts with E don't do it.
sister: Hey lil bro
Brother: Hey big sis grab my dick
Sister:oh yeah it's November 2
by Nebo killer November 02, 2019
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