i want to eat your hair

a phrase that should never be said by anyone

person 1 : Zamn, shes 12 😍
person 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and 12 all in unison : I want to eat your hair.

by i hate eating people's hair February 7, 2022

Why does yours look different?

A question usually asked in referral to a man's penis. Asked by 12 year olds across the country.

Male 1: Dude, yours doesn't have the tip.
Male 2: Why does yours look different?
Male 1: I guess we were born different.

by PyroOfTF2 August 27, 2019

Stick my beef in your burger

to place a penis in a vagina. Mostly referring to over weight people making love. Or another way to ask someone if they want to have sex.

Hey baby can i stick my beef in your burger later?? I want to stick my beef in her burger so badly! My beef was so happy in her tight burger last night.

by the weird dude December 8, 2011

National Kidnap your crush day

kidnap your crush

Amy:Hi I have a crush on you i will kidnap you
Max:What
Amy: i will kidnap you cos its national kidnap your crush day

by L0llip0p June 23, 2021

National Disobey Your Parents Day

This national day is October 26th. Its an entire day made for disobeying your parents.

(Please dont do anything too extreme though.)

ARE YOU HYPED FOR National Disobey Your Parents Day

by PrinzMarbll October 2, 2020

be nice to your boyfriend 2 months

from 1/5 to 1/7 until be nice to your boyfriend day ends

be nice to your boyfriend 2 months means in these 2 months you need to be nice to your boyfriend

by Hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahh y May 29, 2021

National Fuck Your Crush Day

Fuck Your Crush on January 30th

Adam: Imma Bang Jessica
Jay: Actually?
Adam: Yeah! Didn't you hear it National Fuck Your Crush Day Tommorow
Jay: Imma bang lana then.

by p7sssta1n March 26, 2021