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Rita Barberá

a rare valencian mutation created by a multiple orgy of whales, mammoths and sea lions who used to be Valencian mayoress from 1991 to 2015. Afortunately for valencian people, she's fuckin' dead and all her human rests can feed like 14 billion hectares.
Guy: Wow! that enormous fat oozing ball looks like it's moovin'
Valencian guy: don't worry, it's our mayoress.

Boy: why should we vote this drunk thief?
Boy's fascist grandfather: well, Rita Barberá is better than Paracuellos.
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rittled

when someone reaches in the drug pick a mix and gets fucked on something they don't know.
"Mate whatever drug I got from the pick a mix got me rittled"

"Oh really? Mine was Viagra, look at my cock"
by YogurtLicked6969 May 16, 2018
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ritp

BFF: Hes so ugly!
You: Omg no hes not!
BFF: I think he is.
You: Ritp.
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Ritvars

He is as annoying as a Ritvars
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Ritvars

He's as annoying as a ritvars
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ritz

a racial slur for white person, used by the minorities of America but most commonly by blacks in music
Fuck you pasty cousin-fucking ritz
by eIanor July 6, 2018
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Ritas

When you and a friend or stranger bang to different girls in the same bed with you backs touching one and other
Joe and Ronny pulled a ritas on those two chicks the other night
by Duckingsick June 3, 2018
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