warm place to jerk off

A phrase used to describe any charlie whiskey prior girlfriend who was a fucking psychotic bitch...the only reason you stayed with her was to get in those guts. The crazy ones can usually fuck your wheels off.

Well, what can I say, that bitch was just a warm place to jerk off.

by fuck you...I was getting ass September 6, 2005

Tear-jerker

When the man ejaculates up the girl's nose, the semen accumulates so much that it oozes out of her tear ducts. If it doesn't ooze out right away, the man punches her in the face to induce crying.

Cory: "Oh yeah, here it comes, where do you want it?"
Topanga: "I feel like being kinky...why don't you give me a Tear-jerker?"
Cory: "Oh ya...that's SO hot."
*Cory ejaculates and makes high-pitched orgasm screeches*
*Topanga makes snorting sounds*
Cory: "Hey, it's not coming out of your eyes!"
*Cory punches Topanga in the face*
*Topanga cries cum*
Cory: "Yeah...that's better. By the way, bitch, I got AIDS."
*Topanga cries more cum*

by John, Mike, Chris, and Mr. Feeney March 30, 2008

your a jerk

a song by the new boyz which is very common among teenagers. it also goes with a dance.

ayy thats my song! your a jerk! your a jerk! i know!

by rick james beyatch October 24, 2009

jerkball

a less provane way to call someone who acts like a jackass

That jerkball ate my white chocolate chip cookie!

by jchan May 19, 2006

jerk bitch

A jerk and a bitch and more so.

She is a k to the i to the itchy tichy itten. She is a jerk bitch.

by frank2 April 24, 2008

Jerk turd

When a man jerks off so vigorously, straining he exasterbates his colon while ejaculating from the penis.

Alex had already jerked off 3 times in a row and the fourth time he had to stroke his penis so hard and fast that he produced a jerk turd.

by WhoLIKEstorockDAPOTY July 12, 2009

jerk-off

Stupid; idiotic.

"I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?"

by hello~ December 15, 2012