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House Beating

An action in which every single person in a room gangs up and beats the designated "victim". All "House Beatings" must be triggered by an announcement by someone with a loud and deep voice saying: "HOUSSSSSSE BEATING!"

Each House Beating must be triggered by a "Stupid" or "Retarded" action or judgement. Henceforth, warranting a House Beating
*dead quiet*
House Beating Announcement:
Danny: HOUUSSSSSSE BEATING *points at Dillon*
*Everyone then chases Dillon and pummels him brutally*
by RyKni October 31, 2012
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Whitney House

The rowdiest house on the Brooks School campus, patrolled by Captain Moore, the 2nd most attractive asian on campus. Whitboys are prone to erratic behaviors such as screaming “AYO SHAWTAY”, “YARRRRGH”, and “EW, THAT’S GROSS”. Other unusual behaviors include collecting artifacts in the woods, squatting on the toilet, and a ritual known as “ram night”.
Whitney House is gross, but lokey rowdiest dorm on campus
by Todd Lurfondler January 27, 2019
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Grandmother's House

A term for the male asshole. It comes from the song "over the hills and through the woods, to grandmother's house we go." The hills refer to the ballsack/ballpark, and the forest refers to butt hair with the destination being grandmother's house.
She was giving me oral sex when she decided to go to grandmother's house.
by beaver bandit9 April 12, 2016
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house special

House special is a street name for the painkiller Vicodin, so used due to a popular medical drama on the Fox TV network.
Sweet! My back hurt, so my doctor prescribed me the House special!
by ATiggerDarkly February 4, 2008
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bear house

The fan club of Smokey Bear's Secret Clubhouse
bear house is where good music is at
by The manager 382 February 3, 2014
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Mood House

A house where you are in a good mood.
Man this mood house is making me toot!
by George Richards May 27, 2011
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house crowns

(v.) To bring home a crown, i.e., win a championship. Ascend to the throne. Reign victorious.
( INSERT SPORTS TEAM ) is in the business of housing crowns, pal.
All I do is house crowns.
by Snark Chariot August 26, 2014
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