Fake Hoeism

The art of teasing men to think they will get some when in fact you know damn well you ain’t about that life and you finna tell him to leave you the fuck alone.

Can be compared to heavy teasing with no intention to go through the actual act!

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Stef: Yo! That dude you were kissing... are you finna go home with him or is Eddie and I driving you back?

Alanna: The lame dude? HELL NO! That was just me on some FAKE HOEISM! Let’s dip before he comes back.

by eddiemagic7 July 22, 2019

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fake fans

commonly used for people who do not have any respect for their idol’s privacy and would go any lengths to prove their idol’s whereabouts and their own point right even if it means leaking their idol’s address even when you know they have faced something traumatic a few months back.

Harry Styles fan leaked his address in La, they are fake fans.

by goldensunflower April 16, 2020

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Fake Blasted

When a person pretends to be blasted (drunk)

John was fake blasted when I arrived at his crib.

by Smartee Pants July 7, 2021

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fake waves

waves that were made artificially by boats.

50 percent of the waves in the lake are fake waves or "man made"

by nobody else here March 29, 2017

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Fake President

Joe Biden, Duh.

Joe Biden is a fake President, Nobody voted for his senile ass!

by Mapowl September 9, 2022

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Fake care

When someone doesn’t really care about people and just fake care about people to make people believe they actually care about people but in reality they don’t care about people at all just faking it

She fake care about me by telling me I am beautiful but She didn’t actually mean it.

by Wise truth teller September 5, 2018

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