Jada-ed Past

When a married woman is know to have had and continues to constantly cheats on her simp of a husband with anyone, including but not limited to her own son's friends, while her simp husband continues to defend her because he can't take a joke. She commands him to slap people that make a joke about her, but simp husband isn't allowed to beat the guys she having the affair with.

I know my wife has a jada-ed past, but if Chris Rock ever say my wife's name with his mouth, I'm gonna slap that microphone off his face.

by Scammerpayback247 March 28, 2022

ed sheeran

girl you know i want your love

i want ed sheeran to rail me with a fork

by suckmevageena February 4, 2022

ed sheeran

ginger leprechaun

do you know ed sheeran
no, but i do know the ginger leprechaun

by edsheeranxfeet October 8, 2021

Ed Hensley

Man amongst men that the ladies flock to. Don’t hate him because you ain’t him.

Looking like Ed Hensley with all this women chasing him.

by Can’t stop, won’t stop October 19, 2021

Brandon-ed

When an actual chant at a sports event is alleged to be something else. Or covering up an actual chant with fake noise as if to pretend it wasn't being said at all.

The Atlanta Braves fans were Brandon-ed by the TV network as they were chanting there famous tomohawk chant during the World Series.

by Rambis50 October 27, 2021

No-ED

Killers Who Receive No Head and should be burned

Yo this doctor is gay. Is he running No-ED, bruh it's Doctor

by Faxtual Speaker October 29, 2021

Ed Curse

When the RB1 on your fantasy team gets a serious injury or season ending injury at the start or near the start of the NFL season, every single f****** year.

Examples include Saquon, Jamal Charles, David Johnson, and Austin Ekeler.

Person1: Bro I have the Ed Curse.
Person2: Erectile dysfunction?
Person1: No, my RB1 Eddie Lacy got injured on his first drive of the season!

by David Luis Jr September 8, 2021