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Canadian Lumber Waffle

An term used to insult and confuse, all at the same time.
HEY, FRICK OFF YOU CANADIAN LUMBER WAFFLE!!
by Kristorz! December 15, 2010
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Canadian Cold Shoulder

A type of killing as defined by earlier Dutch (militia) settlers in Canada.
"Canadian Cold Shoulder" is when you sever either the right or left subclavian artery with a blade in the shoulder as you walk past the victim. Do to the rapid loss of blood, the body will decrease in temperature especially around the area of the wound. If the victim survives they will most definitely feel ice cold, hence the name "Canadian Cold Shoulder"

Lamens terms: stab victims shoulder while passing by, victim will bleed out & only see your back as you walk away, "Canadian Cold Shoulder"

(theres debate whether or not Dutch settlers used it against the aboriginals or if in fact it was a swift defence mechanism used against the settlers)
colombian necktie, canadian cold shoulder, cold shoulder, canadian shoulder pad,
by alwysgldn December 12, 2013
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big bully canadian

very mean friend idiot who won’t let you do perfectly reasonable things. they are probably not actually canadain.
reasonable person- “cj can you make my sims character walk around the house in only a speedo?”
big bully canadian- “no”
reasonable person- “what the heck you big bully canadian. what a loser.”
by uwuowouwuowouwuowo June 20, 2019
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Canadian Tootsie Roll

"This Canadian hot dog is defrosting, thus creating a Canadian tootsie roll
by leprechaunderf March 3, 2009
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canadian ice dragon

Getting a blow job in February in a tent from a mature (cougar) lady and as your priming the pump, the steam comes from her nose as you jam your blood sausage down her throat releasing the poison to men, she gags and the semen shoots out her nose. Like two steaming Icicles.
Did you catch that video of the Canadian Ice Dragon I was doing in the tent on Valentines Day..
by NativeHighlander October 4, 2017
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canadian coffee cup

/n/: The canadian coffee cup is the act of taking one's guest behind the woodshed, and thrusting his/her fist up the said guest's bungholio, causing a rapid wake-up process despite it being early in the morning
Adam was hard to arouse the morning of planned travel, so Brad took him out back and gave him the good ol' Canadian coffee cup to hurry the process.

OR

The best part of waking up, is Folgers with your Canadian coffee cup!
by mightymorphinbungholedolphin1 January 27, 2014
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Canadian Ox Cart

To watch the hockey game while doing it doggy style with a fatty
i rode a canadian ox cart during the oilers game
by craig stebner August 18, 2006
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