National send your girlfriend the picture she wants day

April 14

This day is for all the boyfriends to stop being kutte and send their girlfriends the pictures they want

Boy 1: I’m not sending you the picture

Girl 1: Stop being a slimy, vomit-inducing pervert, you have to it’s national send your girlfriend the picture she wants day

by Sammy Wammy April 15, 2022

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Sit where you want to day

You can sit where you want to.. For people in school! Apr 29

"hey go back to your seat"
"But is sit where you want to day!"

by h9eufhq3pwhrf43 April 29, 2021

I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

When you really like a girl and want to lick her butt

I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

I wanna lick your butt <3

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 09, 2021

Johnny wants the jet

When someone gives you a lowball offer for something, but you want it all.

Pepsi: "We offer you 1 million dollars to settle this case."

Me: "Johnny wants the jet."

Pepsi: "*Sigh*, alright"

by Tash_Fin November 25, 2022

I want it in my bowl

When you see something so good and you just need it in your bowl.

I saw my friend eating an ice cream so I said I want it in my bowl

by Prince_of_aces June 04, 2021

There's a reason people don't want to serve

So we have to kick out the people who DO want to serve because they are trans or because they don't want to be discriminated against on the basis of immutable qualities.

Hym "There's a reason people don't want to serve and the reason is that your rights are meaningless and they have no bearing on your quality of life because if it is politically inconvenience or upholding those rights would subvert the orthodoxy those rights are not going to be acknowledged. Therefore, to join the military would be to kill and die for rights that you don't actually have so that your wife can get piped by a fat cock while you're on tour and then you can come home and be a hobo. That's the reason."

by Hym Iam November 27, 2024