Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A rare individual. When found in its true from, it manages to combine qualities of the bitch, the blabbermouth, and the cum dumpster in a veritable shitstorm of evil. The cock-juggling thunder cunt is in fact so evil, that it transcends the plane of the urban, and lives on the plane of the spiritual. Spiritually speaking, it is akin to if Satan douched out his vagina and then left the contents of his vaginal douche in the fridge for like a month and a half, because Satan's a big asshole and would do that kinda thing, even though it would mean all the butter and yogurt in there would start to smell like douche and you'd have to throw it out because he didn't even have the common sense to open up another thing of baking soda because i know there's already one in there but he know's it's old. The cock-juggling thunder cunt should be avoided at all costs. A friend or relative beginning an intimate or sexual relationship with a cock-juggling thunder cunt requires strict measures of spiritual salvation including, although not limited to, "Dude, what the fuck? Alright, come on out with us tonight, we're gonna get you LAID." If you yourself encounter a cock-juggling thunder cunt, call her out as one, then jingle any loose change you have in your pockets as a distraction and back away slowly. If she corners you, just remember her fatal weaknesses: that all of her friends hate her, the combination of Sex in the City and Edy's Cookies and Cream, and of course, cock juggling.

“I hate bartending beside that cock juggling thunder cunt”

“I just broke up with one of those cock juggling thunder cunts”

by Katalyna October 8, 2021

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Thunder Cunt

For when calling someone a cunt just simply won't do.
When somebody has committed something dickish of such a gargantuan nature, they are a thunder cunt.

Think of someone acting like a cunt and times by approx. 1000. That should give you a rough idea!

Martin has been put in charge again. He's had a pint of power and now he's power pissed and acting like a thunder cunt!

My ex slept with one of my mates to try get back at me. What a thunder cunt!

by bigsalv January 27, 2013

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War Thunder

War Thunder is a game that will give you Autism, Cancer, Diabetes, Post-traumatic stress disorder, HIV, Autism, Cerebral palsy, Deafness or hearing loss, Blindness or low vision, Epilepsy, Mobility disabilities such as those requiring, the use of a wheelchair or walker or cane, Intellectual disabilities, Major depressive disorder, Traumatic, brain injury, Arthritis. Asthma, Cancer, Diabetes, Gastrointestinal disorders, Orthopedic limitations, Heart disease, Chronic fatigue syndrome, Seizure disorder, Tactical cancer, Dementia, Dementia, Dementia, Dementia. Dementia, Dementia, Penis falling off, Girlfriend disappearing, Women start to disappear. Anxiety disorders., Behavioral and emotional disorders in children, Bipolar affective disorder, Depression, Dissociation and dissociative disorders, Eating disorders, Obsessive compulsive disorder, Paranoia.

You don't have a girlfriend because you play War Thunder

by LapaTheFunnyCat July 22, 2024

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thor the god of thunder

hottest man(god) alive.

chris hemsworth.

thor the god of thunder is hot.

by kuljul123 October 3, 2022

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Thunder Thighs n like a Slvtty Waist

A copypastsa, originating from the account @mrmcfatterson, growing increasingly popular on the social media platform TikTok.

Random commenter 1: Bruh. u calling me out i have thunder thighs n like a slvtty waist but <333

Other random commenter: bro wtf

Random commenter 1: lol bro replied to a copypasta

by Chai LD. Moe Lester May 28, 2024

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