slow thumb

A condition that occurs after doing manual labor in which your thumb doesn't react as fast as normal.

I shoveled all day yesterday and today I woke up with slow thumb.

by SaintAnkey October 21, 2014

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Kentucky Thumb

A sex position involving sticking your thumb into someone’s jugular

“I heard he gave her the Kentucky Thumb”

by ThatUnluckySlapRound May 20, 2021

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A Black Thumb is the male equivalent of a black widow. It's a toxic, narcissistic man who is poisonous to everyone he encounters, much like Henry the VIII. His heart is black as the underworld, and he's as attractive as a thumb, hence black thumb.

Her: Are you still dating Killian?

Me: That guy is a black thumb, I'm embarrassed I ever dated him.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 26, 2023

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Kentucky Thumb

When you shoot a women in the neck during sex and proceed to violently fuck the shit out of her neck hole with your thumb shaped dick.

"Hey did you see that Brandon Herrera porno where he gave her the Kentucky Thumb?"
"No Brian. Why the fuck would I want to see that"

by Solver20 May 20, 2021

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Greasy Thumb

When you stick your thumb up your anus whilst masturbating.

Babe usually gives himself the greasy thumb when he wants himself.

by Hank the Yank June 30, 2016

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thumb-twiddlers

You know who I'm talking about — cana-duh-ans (save a few provinces). They'd have everyone believe & most insultingly, themselves (so good they are at self-convincing), that they're this moral, upstanding people that does everything justfully at a cost of being too polite & quaint to achieve anything.

The former, they are NOT.

Gee, look at these thumb-twiddlers. You can tell they're satisfied with what they have & yet still think they're better than everybody else.

by mrdabbleswithpotion December 19, 2021

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