Your wife

If THAT is what you get for bathing regular then I guess I need to stop wiping my ass after I take a shit.

Hym "Seriously, if YOUR wife is what I would get for bathing regularly, I might have to stop using toilets all together and just walk around in piss-drenched pants and shit-filled underwear all day. Whatever it take to keep that repugnant filth of a wife you have as far away from me as humanly possible."

by Hym Iam November 5, 2023

Brady wife

A very good looking significant other.

Did you see that chick, she’s a Brady wife for sure!

by Pasel November 6, 2023

Cock Wife

- A married individual who prefers the feminine term 'wife' who is in possesion of a massive (metaphorical or physical) cock (genitalia or animal).

'Hey, have you met Jasmine yet? She 100% radiates big dick energy.'
'Yeah, she's a total cock wife.'

by Sillyahh November 12, 2023

My wife

My wife the most amazing women the most beautiful and most wonderful and pure woman she is one of a kind and there is nothing like this woman shes out of this world and i love my wife to the day i die and after shes the most amazing woman and prettiest most gorgeous and amazing woman i love her

My wife is an angel my wife is so beautiful my wife is home my wife is amazing my wife is gorgeous

by Meisyou1244 November 20, 2023

hoe wife

The wife that’s unable to remain faithful while married. Has a wandering eye, and lusting for more

His hoe wife was always on the prowl at work.

by James Gresham December 21, 2023

brat wife

A rich mans' much younger wife who can use her charms to get attention and anything she wants.

That's Clare, the younger wife . I call her the brat wife because she's only got to look at John and he's shooting cash out to her account.

by Brat wife December 21, 2023

National Beat Your Wife Day

December 26th is declared as national beat your wife day

"grr I'm gonna go beat my wife cause today is December 26th"

"isn't that national beat your wife day?"

by KamiSoKawaii December 25, 2023