A "Waldo In The Cut" (male) or "Wanda In The Cut" (female) is a person who befriends someone in a romantic relationship as well as thier romantic partner, and then waits patiently in the "friend zone" (decades even) until they can execute thier own romantic agenda in the target. They may even take the target on "friend dates".
Some believe this style of passive micro dating originated from women. There is no clear origin.
Some believe this style of passive micro dating originated from women. There is no clear origin.
Girl: Didn't Jhene Aiko have a man when she started seeing Big Sean?
Guy: Nah, he just took her to catch a basketball game just as friends. They weren't dating.
Girl: And now they ARE dating and dropping albums together. Big Sean was really Waldo In The Cut.
Guy: Nah no way, they love each other. Hey, do you want to go see Black Panther tonight?
Girl: Nah that's ok, I was gonna see it with Donny...
Guy: Of course. Let's go see Thor Ragnarok at the dollar show instead. Save some money. Donny is cool, I like him.
Girl: I haven't seen that either, I guess that's ok then. Let me grab my jacket...
Guy: Already grabbed it for you.
Guy: Nah, he just took her to catch a basketball game just as friends. They weren't dating.
Girl: And now they ARE dating and dropping albums together. Big Sean was really Waldo In The Cut.
Guy: Nah no way, they love each other. Hey, do you want to go see Black Panther tonight?
Girl: Nah that's ok, I was gonna see it with Donny...
Guy: Of course. Let's go see Thor Ragnarok at the dollar show instead. Save some money. Donny is cool, I like him.
Girl: I haven't seen that either, I guess that's ok then. Let me grab my jacket...
Guy: Already grabbed it for you.
by King Heracy March 26, 2018
When you fly across 6 lanes of traffic Inbetween semi trucks with 5 feet of clearance speeding through traffic
by Toxic Tom October 15, 2019
I was cooking something thing the other day and i accidently cut myself with the knife, it totally gave me a vag-cut!
by Rasta_monster December 18, 2013
by it's ya dude January 17, 2019
When you see someone come out of a hood haircut shop and he's got a random mark or insignia of the Barber's "graffiti-cut" Mark. Usually observable on the back or side of the person's head.
by Romaster (R.K) August 29, 2012
Yo johnny is in the hospital because he was cutting the wood so much while watching porn, his dick fell off.
by Huntoar April 21, 2017
A slang term for a hair cut. A fresh hair cut is analogous to cutting a freshly baked loaf of bread. Think of your hair as a loaf of bread and the barber shapes it how you/he want/s it.
by crazycarl69696969 December 18, 2013