Status Humping

A person who likes every status update you make on facebook

Girl: who is this person u like every one of her status posts? I get about 20 notices a day saying you like so and so's status.

Guy: oh just a friend from work. She's really nice.

Girl: she looks like a whore. Why do you keep status humping her?

by sxycanuck October 19, 2011

Statue protests

Statue protests never had anything to do with George Floyd's death. The one thing thing Confederate statues to George Floyd's death is strings of misinformation about what the Confederacy was and why there was a Civil War in America. America is not the only country that has ever had a civil war, and the reason is usually who gets what, not some idealistic and lofty cause like abolition or human rights.

Statue protests have as much to do with George Floyd's death as penguins have to do with the North pole.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020

Bobby Status

To be expeled from a group. Officially forbidin. Exile. Banish. Ban; refrain from using. Usually associated with being lazy.

On the last rafting trip, the only thing that Mike helped out with was drinking all our beer! If he keeps it up he's going to be put on Bobby Status.

by DeaTH TaCo August 20, 2010

thumbtack status

another way to say posted or chilling out

I'm on thumbtack status

by babygirl69 June 25, 2008

yeme status

you make someone stop what they are saying by playing them

Person A: "you stupid!"
Person B: "no, you so stupid on job applications that when it says 'do not write on this dotted line' you put 'okay.'"

Crowd looking on: "Oooo! He just put you on yeme status!"

by DJ NIcky Nick December 21, 2007

re-status

posting another friends status or post as your own on facebook.

jon's gonna re-status mike's hilarious post about the philadelphia eagles.

by k8 the great September 7, 2009

Baby tiger status

a level of hunger unprecedented by other types of hunger.

"I haven't eaten in like 8 hours. total baby tiger status."

by spidermonkey57 January 8, 2012