Sliding Turtle

Getting ready to give head to an uncircumcised dick and it pops out.

Michael was uncircumcised, he made out with Stephanie, she unzipped his pants and saw his sliding turtle.

by barbiewantanabie April 2, 2019

slide 7

if someone replies to your comment with this, it means your comment was so corny it got put on the 7th slide of a slideshow on tiktok

Person 1: It is an honor to attend this meeting my fellow sigma males 🗿🍷
Person 2: slide 7

by Kennatv January 29, 2024

Slate sliding

Northern Irish term meaning that you've a screw loose or losing your marbles

That man's got a slate sliding!

by irishandy May 25, 2010

sliding scale

A nutritional supplement, such as Boost Plus or Ensure, commonly used in eating disorder treatment to make up for unfinished components of your meal plan. It is ordered by a registered dietitian.

I didn’t have time to finish the last three bites of my snack so now I have to drink my sliding scale.

by Anxiously September 7, 2019

sliding off the sewer

Another way to say "committing suicide", mostly used in a joking manner.

This is derived from the word 'Sewerslide'

Person: I'm sliding off the sewer!
Person 2: Wait no don't do that

by haszgxzgif March 23, 2022

Slided

A act or feeling of feeling disrespected after someone has done something, that may have been underhand/sneaky/rude so that they may gain a upper hand or taking a opportunity

I feel like you slided me

by madstar August 26, 2021

slip n slide

The process of microstructure deformation here atomic bonds break, atoms move, and bonds reform at new positions.

"Y-Yamete stop banging my piece of metal!! I'm so m-malleable you're bending me all over the place!!" The piece of iron screamed in pleasure. His atoms were shoved around like a game of dodgeball, becoming permanently altered as the other piece of metal forced through his atomic bonds. It was a sensual game of slip n slide between sexually active atoms.

"Ngh!" The iron yelped. "C-Chotto matte!"

by Dick Chomper 42069 July 23, 2023