how i met your mother

An amazing TV show about a guy named Ted searching for love, a girl named Robin who is trying to start her career, a couple named Lily and Marshal who want to start a family, and a guy named Barney who likes to bang stupid and careless hoes.

Person 1: Have you seen How I Met Your Mother!

Person 2: Yeah I hear it's legend-dary

Person 1: Okay let's watch it after we get back from Mcclarins

Person 2: This is a monumental event, make sure to suit up

Person 1: But um, I don't like suits their uncomfortable

Person 2: Never say that, it's almost like when you said you don't like lazer tag

Person 1: Wait I almost forgot the mom is ...

by oreoorea May 18, 2016

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

BLUE TEXT LMAO. BLUE TEXT

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. BLUE TEXT

by BLUE TEXT DUDE June 16, 2021

HOW DO I SHOT WEB?

...Self explanitory.

Spider-Man, how do I shot web?

by Chuck Norris: Science Teacher November 19, 2006

how now brown cow

Guy's slang for a hott girl.

Dude did you just see that how now brown cow?

There is a how now brown cow walking this way.

by Tepeki August 13, 2007

I can see how that happened

Something to say when you see a gorgeous woman pushing a baby stroller or carrying a child. It's considered a subtle way of pointing out a hottie in the vicinity.

Opposite of I can't see how that happened.

First example:
Guy #1: Look at that MILF over there!
Guy #2: I can see how that happened.

Second example:
Guy #1: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Guy #2: (nods in a direction) I can see how that happened.
Guy #1: Oh yeah, totally.

by Roll Here Eggo July 10, 2009

How much do you weigh?

It's a question that basically states let's have sex or let's make love.
As in the movie "Wild Target"

Guy: "If you need anything just call me."
Girl: " Umm ok.. Wait! How much do you weigh?"

by foreverafreak July 26, 2011

How I Met Your Mother

Best freaking show ever created by anyone.
Ranks with Big Bang Theory, CSI, and Raising Hope

Person 1 - Did you see How I Met Your Mother last night?

Person 2 - How could I have not!!

by The girl in the woods May 02, 2011