February 25

Get your girlfriend flowers to show her how much you appreciate her fine lookin ass

Girl* Oh baby! There beautiful, why did you get them for me? Boy* Because its February 25, you be always lookin finnneeee and i want to show u i appreciate your fine lookin ass

by Shoveitindaddy69 February 23, 2020

February 16

The day of making love to your cousin

Dude I had the best February 16th.

by CousinSleeperWither October 15, 2019

february 3

February 3rd, the day when dickheads were born.
Not a big one, just a little one

Were you born on February 3rd?
Yeah...
Of course, that makes sense

by Ipissandshid October 15, 2019

February 6

the day of moist leathery panty slacks.

“Do you have your moist panties ready for February 6?”

“Yes, they’re very leathery and they’re slacks too!”

by smitty jägermenjensen October 15, 2019

February 25th

February 25th is known by some trailer park residents as national felching juice day. Mix some warm, preferably curdled, milk with some minced garlic and clam juices, shake it up a bit in an airtight container. Then, one must throw the felching juice onto a neighbors roof.

Cory: “Yo, what’s today?”
Howard: *vigorously mixes his reusable bottle* “It’s February 25th, man!”
Cory: “ah shit man, hand me that clam juice!”

by coryandtrevor October 15, 2019

February

Fingerless February

Hey! It’s fingerless February, you know how there’s no nut November well boys you guys aren’t gonna be the only ones suffering

by SorryBabyDoll November 3, 2019

February 24

If you were born on his day you an idiot but your funny and super nice.

Me: "You were born on February 24 you must be awesome to hangout with!"

by whatislife.com December 10, 2019