raft a crap

Raft a crap

A ship full load of lies being told.

I think your telling me a raft a crap in the story your telling.

by Bogwonron July 2, 2022

Crap in my lap

This is often said by the wild and obese Caseoh when harassing Dolores from 60 Seconds whilst he chows down on a Wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich.

Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY LAP DOLORES!”

Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY MOUTH”

by CaseOhEarthquakeVictim#2332 October 2, 2024

NES crap pack

6 "games" that came from hell itself

1. ghosts n goblins

2. total recall

3. friday the 13th (can't play as jason)

4. nightmare on elm street (can't play as freddy)

5. TMNT ( the dam level, oh god the dam level)

6. action 52

(commercial comes on tv and shows the average family playing 6 games while faking interest)

Joe: WOW! 6 games for the price of one! i'm getting them!

(later...) Joe: just let me win once damn you!

(NES gets thrown through wall)

mother: THAT COST ME $52.50! YOU're Grounded!

52.50 for the NES crap pack?

mother: what? (plays and then dies from boredom 3 days later)

by I h8 nes October 26, 2013

Obligatory Crap

When someone gives you a hassle because they are supposed to, not because they mean it.

I'm surprised your wife let you play golf today? She gave me some obligatory crap, but she wanted to go shopping anyway.

by TartanMarine June 19, 2010

Crap Daniels

The feeling (and exclamation) when you realize you've made a mistake or done something incredibly stupid, and get a drunk-dizzy feeling from the realization, much like taking a couple shots of Jack Daniels.

"Dude... You forgot your girlfriends birthday today.."

"Crap Daniels!!"

by wonderkind April 30, 2010

crapped down our leg

Attempt to do something and fail

Steve Smith said in regard to the Panther's performance today, "We crapped down our leg."

by aginasia November 13, 2011

Crap

The word "crap" comes from the inventor of the flushing toilet, Thomas Crapper. After that, the toilet started to be called the "crapper", in honour of its inventor. After that, the name for feces became "crap", and finally, nowadays, we use it as a word to express our emotions. Some people consider it as a swear word, but it is actually a shortened last name.

Person 1: Your wallet was stolen!!!
Person 2: ...Crap.

by le zoink December 18, 2018