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Clapping Cheeks

When a married man, who isn't getting laid, plays video games and does well. It's sad, we all know. But you still smile and nod to him, like a 'good job buddy.'
Sloan was clapping cheeks against a bunch of dudes in Call of Duty last night! Good job Buddy!
by Misterknowitall March 30, 2024
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toilet cheeks

When you sit on the toilet for so long and get up there is an imprint of the toilet left behind on your ass and legs.
Bro, I was in the bathroom for so long I have toilet cheeks!
by Classyhobbit September 6, 2020
mugGet the toilet cheeksmug.

Two Cheek Notice

Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks
Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice
by Towrope November 17, 2020
mugGet the Two Cheek Noticemug.

grasp the cheeks

What gay people in Southwest Philly do when giving a tossed salad.

What punks say when they don't have a comeback and they're getting roasted.
LaTron grasped the cheeks of his lover Latrell when giving him a tossed salad.

Billy Bob said, "Grasp the cheeks" because he was a tired little B and couldn't hang with anyone.
by grasperofthecheeks May 17, 2016
mugGet the grasp the cheeksmug.

Walking on your ass cheeks

To be so high and couch locked that you have to slide one ass cheek then slide the other in order to make it off the couch
This Skywalker og will have you so high you’ll be “walking on your ass cheeks
by richgang7081 September 10, 2023
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Cheeked Up

Having a very erect penis
by CheekedUp June 6, 2022
mugGet the Cheeked Upmug.

to crush cheeks

by tnarggggggg November 25, 2016
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