big bully canadian

very mean friend idiot who won’t let you do perfectly reasonable things. they are probably not actually canadain.

reasonable person- “cj can you make my sims character walk around the house in only a speedo?”
big bully canadian- “no”
reasonable person- “what the heck you big bully canadian. what a loser.”

by uwuowouwuowouwuowo June 20, 2019

Canadian Food Fight

The ancient art of retrieving contents from a soiled toilet (barehanded) and throwing them at a disliked person across the room.

Who wants to start a Canadian Food Fight with that asshole across the room?

by Napple1025 July 27, 2016

Canadian Frost Tit

Canadian for "nipping out".

Joe: "Ey Barb you must be cold"
Barb: "Whydoya say that, eh"
Joe: "Cause it looks like you got a bad case of Canadian Frost Tit goin' on. I can see yer nipples a mile away through your shirt!"

by yumyzombieparts December 1, 2011

Canadian power plug

When a male sticks one end of a plug into a girls asshole and then hooks the other end of the plug into the outlet and turns it on and it stars to electrocute her

Dude me and Emily tried the Canadian power plug. Her ass was vibrating uncontrollably. Dude no way

by Dicklikcer69 October 4, 2021

canadian coffee cup

/n/: The canadian coffee cup is the act of taking one's guest behind the woodshed, and thrusting his/her fist up the said guest's bungholio, causing a rapid wake-up process despite it being early in the morning

Adam was hard to arouse the morning of planned travel, so Brad took him out back and gave him the good ol' Canadian coffee cup to hurry the process.

OR

The best part of waking up, is Folgers with your Canadian coffee cup!

by mightymorphinbungholedolphin1 January 27, 2014

canadian ice dragon

Getting a blow job in February in a tent from a mature (cougar) lady and as your priming the pump, the steam comes from her nose as you jam your blood sausage down her throat releasing the poison to men, she gags and the semen shoots out her nose. Like two steaming Icicles.

Did you catch that video of the Canadian Ice Dragon I was doing in the tent on Valentines Day..

by NativeHighlander October 4, 2017

Canadian Ox Cart

To watch the hockey game while doing it doggy style with a fatty

i rode a canadian ox cart during the oilers game

by craig stebner August 18, 2006