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Why I don't trust the Bible

Holy shit, it's like watching Jesus get flogged! That was brutal! That whole debate was just brutal!
Hym "Except I don't think I'd actually laugh at the sight of Jesus getting flogged. I might masterbate though, bah dum ts! Sad wank for Jesus! Why I don't trust the bible? More like 'why you don't want the sauce!' Got this nigga lookin like he never even SEEN a book!"
by Hym Iam June 19, 2024
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by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025
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Who, What, When, Where, Why, And How Am I Mad Confident

Who, What, When, Where, Why, And How Am I Mad Confident
Who, What, When, Where, Why, And How Am I Mad Confident
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
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ABBY I. ORTEGA

TO ABBY: I HOPE U READ THIS..
abby is one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. she has the best smile that lights up the whole room and everyone in it. she has the best sense of humor and will always make u laugh. abby is always fun and bubbly but when it comes down too it, she is always there and ready to put up a fight for u (fun fact.. abby punched a girl for me) abby is my fav friwnd 🧡
person 1 “who is that smoking hot babe over there??”
person 2 “oh that’s ABBY I. ORTEGA . she’s pretty sickalicous
by MTMP(swagger) October 12, 2023
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i sassy u

That is one of the worst things to say it means having a small di*k
someone-say I sassy u

other person-I sassy u
by teo knights December 2, 2020
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i love you

“i love you.” 3 words that have lots of different meanings even though they shouldnt. if someone tells you they love you, they should mean it. its not okay to tell someone you love them when you dont.
person 1: i love you, i always will.
person 2: i love you too.
by nanaaaaaa August 31, 2023
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