Mother Of All Bitch Slaps

With your fingers open as wide as you can and the first knuckle of your fingers and thumb slightly bent so as to expose your fine ass bitch nail did, raise your arm straight up over your head and then dramtically bend your elbow so that your hand drops below your head while simultaneously throwing the opposite hip out as far as you can. When you feel that your waist is about to implode jerk your head forward with a buck toothed spasm in your mouth and allow your elbow to come forward followed by your hand. As the palm of your hand strikes the face in a downward motion, be sure to rake the findernails across the eyes, nose and mouth of the intended target.

Low-Qwee-Shawn-Tay got to steppin' up on that skank ass ho who was ribbin' it out front of Booba Stank's Grill on Fifth and Howard, you know, the one with the plastic weave and the six toes? Well anyways Big Boi's babies momma commenced to hit that rib slurpin' bitch with the mother of all bitch slaps. When she was done it looked like somebody had added ketchup to that bitch's Barbeque Sauce!

by I Seen It Live... February 20, 2007

sunken bitch kung fu

The main fighting style of gutter sluts, used when you insult them. Attacks include hair pulling, nail scratching, and the ever popular crotch kick. Nine out of Ten times, this style will kick all other martial arts styles' asses.

Homie went and called that ho a bitch, and she busted out some sunken bitch kung fu on his ass

by Nevrmore March 25, 2005

bitch slap barbie

A role model to all women to strive to be feirce. They are jet-setters and fashionista's!

OMG have you seen stacie lately? She is such a bitch slap barbie!

by Ms Faye December 13, 2010

bitch ass from hell

one whose bitchiness surpasses the realm of this world; a bitch who has spawned from the depths of hell.

"That bitch ass from hell cut me off!"

"That stupid bitch ass from hell can kiss my ass"

by Sadra August 25, 2006

short dick bitch fuck

An insulting term used in exteme cases. Like when someone REALLy needs to be taught a lesson on how to cuss someone out

Person one: You suck.
Person two: You short dick bitch fuck! I will take away your manhood!
Person one: Alrighty then

by heartsluv January 15, 2010

self proclaimed fat bitch

A skinny bitch that claims to be fat and will go to great lengths to prove that she is fat whether it is finding invisible double chins or stretching out fragments of skin to pass off as blubber, in order to a) seek attention and receive compliments or b) to fit in with other fat bitches.

Skinny bitch: OMG LOOK AT MY ARMS IT IS DOING THE WAVING FLAG (while rapidly moving arms)

Fat Bitch or Normal Person: OMG STOP!!! YOU ARE SUCH A SELF PROCLAIMED FAT BITCH.

by Nawkstar July 13, 2010

cunt-ass-son-of-a-bitch

An insult of great power.
A male who cops sex in the ass.
His ass is a cunt

A penis goes in a cunt yet he has a cunt for an ass.
He cops anal thru his cunt.
hey glomb you cunt-ass-son-of-a-bitch.

by steven stevens February 11, 2007