Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself

To check your actions before you go off and do something stupid, and Shrek the almighty ogre lord decides to kill you.

Man: I hear investing in bitcoin is the way to go nowadays
Man's friend: Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself

by Imnotameme January 18, 2018

I'll make you eat those words

How to defeat no u and the uno reverse card

person 1:"no u"

person 2:"I'll make you eat those words!"

by twitter.com June 16, 2019

what did you say about minecraft

It’s a stupid joke used by middle school boys who think they’re funny and it literally means “I know you’re gay”. Usually people reply with “I said it’s gay” to say “I’m not gay” but people also get confused about it and don’t know it means gay.

JERRY: What did you say about Minecraft?!!
NATHAN: I said it’s gay.
JERRY: Ok your cool.

JERRY: What did you say about Minecraft?!?
EMMA: What?
JERRY: That’s What I thought.

OWEN: Knock knock.
JERRY: Who’s there.
OWEN: Jerry.
JERRY: Jerry who?
OWEN: Exactly my point.
JERRY: What did you say about Minecraft?!?
OWEN: I said it’s gay.

by pseudonyms don’t confine me October 12, 2018

you dont get to keep all the boohoos

When your girl fuck someone else and cries about it to you

I told that bitch you dont get to keep all the boohoos

by Wolfie the titan February 10, 2021

How much you wanna bet?

Wishing to make a wager with someone. Sometimes, being overused and rather useless in its meaning.
This saying is often spoken by a some gamers on Grand Theft Auto 5 Online.

Hey, how's the whether today?
How much you wanna bet?

Say, what's for lunch?
How much you wanna bet?

Do don't even have any money.
How much you wanna bet?

by BluBaron45 December 8, 2013

you are out my mind right now

Not really going to pay you any attention from this point on.

Esau Davis, you crazy, you are out my mind right now.

by Esau Davis November 22, 2007

You have so much to live for!

when you wanna sound like an angel and a super-nice person to get praise when in reality you don't care about the depressed person at all

depressed person: "i just wanna die"

attention-seeker: "but you have so much to live for!"

depressed person: "aw thank you"

everyone else: "attention-seeker's so kind and right, you don't deserve to die!"

attention-seeker: "alrighty now that i've gotten my fair share of attention, it's time to move on to the next suicidal person!"

-I do understand that there are people that truly mean it, however, so thank you to those who do-

by OffendedFeministPolice January 20, 2019