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your mom

the term "your mom" is usually used for your mom jokes. and is basically used for shitpost.
John: Hey bro, wanna know what i did?
Bill: what?
John: Your mom!!!! XDDDD
Bill: god dammit john.
by CohenKS May 8, 2021
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your mom

your mom is the best joke ever. you can use it always as a defense, no matter what argument you're in.
Example 1:
Teacher: "Sarah, why are you late to class?"
Sarah: "Oh I'm sorry sir, I was fucking your mom"

Example 2:
Nina: "Ew, you look like a lesbian!"
Sophie: "LMFAO, have you ever looked at your mom?!"
by nobody cares about you <3 July 12, 2022
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Your Mother

me
Zelda, aka me, is your mother.
by beepbeepzelda July 27, 2022
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Your mother.

Guy1: Your mother was fun in bed last night
Guy2: What?
Guy1: What?
Santa Claus: What?
Satan: What?
God: What?
Your mother.: What?
Everyone else: What?
by Sulty Faroe July 29, 2022
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Your mom

The best meal I've ever had
A : Isn't that your mom?
B : No, that's Hero's aunt
A : But she's the best meal I've ever had
by 10,11 buff cat June 7, 2022
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Your mom is a stupid joke 11 year olds use , its unfunny and annoying
Sara: Hey what are you doing
John: YOUR MOM AHAHAHA
Sara: ur unfunny
by _salowais September 6, 2022
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