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sawdust warrior

A notoriously poor man or a man who can’t get out of debt
“After 20 years out of college jimmy hasn’t paid off his student loans
“I always knew that he was a sawdust warrior
by South Eye Joe February 26, 2023
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Warriors Bond

1. A relationship between close friends, typically male, that is loyal and close- where they pretend to be gay for eachother. Typically used ironically, or in a joking manner- individuals who use this phrase are usually not actually sexually involved, or attracted to eachother. But they will jokingly flirt with eachother. Bonus points if they are on the same team in a sport, video game, or other collaborative group.

This is a reference to Acient Sparta/Thebes, where homoeroticism was incentivized between warriors within troops because leaders believed it would make them fight better.

Examples are two gamers, neither of which are gay, who flirt with eachother as a joke. Or two friends on a basketball team, both guys- neither gay, who, again, flirt with eachother as a joke.

2. A relationship between two people who are attracted to eachother, and flirt with eachother "as a joke" but are still just friends. Bonus points if they are on a team.

- typically used in queer circles to tease straight, cisgender men who pretend to be gay for eachother. But not with malice. LGBT+ people usually just find it funny/entertaining.
"In order to take down the other team, we must forge a warriors bond. Take off your clothes."
"Bet."
by MyxwStarletto June 26, 2023
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Range warrior

A range warrior is someone who dresses up like they are in a call of duty lobby but are in reality in a shooting range and over excess their need of equipment
Hey Jacob come look at this damn range warrior
by Masterogwayintosomeb1th3s January 19, 2022
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Anal warrior

Somebody who knows every rule and likes to min max perfection in rpg games
Oi anal warrior hurry up and pick a weapon
by Rustylungs June 20, 2022
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Keyboard warrior

A guy that sits at Taco Bell using their WiFi talking shit to others online
Brad thought he could get away with being a keyboard warrior until Andy asked him to go outside.
by Craigdildo October 7, 2025
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Wounded Warrior Projecting

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1.) An action that occurs when a keyboard Warrior is hit with information that contradicts every single one of their claims causing them to say some of the stupidest shit seen on social media.

2.) Something a keyboard Warrior does after you prove them wrong, usually resulting in them being highlighted in a future Rob Gavigan's "why would you put that on the internet?" video.
Okay "BelleDaphineisBae420XXX" you claim iguanas can fly after you feed them a solid amount of reefer.. but I just showed you a dozen videos proving otherwise.

No I'm not a mayonnaise drinking necrophiliac. You can stop Wounded Warrior Projecting now..
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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Practice Warrior

Someone who does amazing in practice, but disappears when it’s actually game time.
“Damm, he has 30 points on us and this is just a scrimmage”

“Relax, he’s just a practice warrior, when we actually play a game he won’t hit a single shot
by warriorxl June 2, 2022
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