A person who is so obsessed with watching the video game dedicated show X-Play that they cannot, in any way, accept the fact that it has many flaws and that there are much better video game related shows.
Q: "Stop being such an X-Turd. You know that show sucks, right?"
A: "SHUT UP! YOU GUYS JUST DON'T EVEN TRY TO ENJOY IT!"
A: "SHUT UP! YOU GUYS JUST DON'T EVEN TRY TO ENJOY IT!"
by 8======D~ January 19, 2010
Get the X-Turd mug.Other than its literal definition this term is often used to explain something that is unwanted or unexpected. Most often referring to an unwanted event or guest.
For the literal definition, see: Urinal cookie
For the literal definition, see: Urinal cookie
Me: My 30 year old brother had a fight with his landlord and has moved back in with me and my dad because of his complete inability to take care of himself.
Friend: Yeah, he sounds like a total turd in the urinal.
Friend: Yeah, he sounds like a total turd in the urinal.
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Get the Turd in The Urinal mug.A metaphor for unsubstantiated propaganda that is created especially for political motives and disseminated through mass media, blogs, emails and whisper campaigns. A "fragile shell full of excrement and hot air" that is easily debunked, or "popped", leaving the bearer embarrassed, or "covered in excrement once it's popped" as they hold it.
I got an email about President Obama's "$200 million dollar a day trip" to India; I popped that turd balloon with one Google search.
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