Earth Turds

Earth Turds are more commonly known as potatoes, yams or any other turd-like food which grows underground.

As seen from overground, underground earth turds are the seeds of underground REVOLUTION!

by Booduh December 21, 2006

Queen Turd

Miriam, a piece of shit whose children are also pieces of shit.

What a Queen Turd! I hate her whole family.

by tamben November 11, 2018

burning turds

the act of passing gas when you have to take a shit

I needed to take a dump but there was no bathroom so I just kept farting instead. "Hey dude quit burning turds over there."

by girl friday and right hand man December 17, 2008

Turd Balloon

A metaphor for unsubstantiated propaganda that is created especially for political motives and disseminated through mass media, blogs, emails and whisper campaigns. A "fragile shell full of excrement and hot air" that is easily debunked, or "popped", leaving the bearer embarrassed, or "covered in excrement once it's popped" as they hold it.

I got an email about President Obama's "$200 million dollar a day trip" to India; I popped that turd balloon with one Google search.

by Dan Kehote November 21, 2010

Turd Clippers

Nice, round buttocks that require a second look...

"Geeze, Billy....take a look at the turd clippers on Mary Beth!!! I'd like to bury my sausage in that!!!!"

by Budaploud July 8, 2009

Turd in The Urinal

Other than its literal definition this term is often used to explain something that is unwanted or unexpected. Most often referring to an unwanted event or guest.

For the literal definition, see: Urinal cookie

Me: My 30 year old brother had a fight with his landlord and has moved back in with me and my dad because of his complete inability to take care of himself.

Friend: Yeah, he sounds like a total turd in the urinal.

by dmsdjing July 4, 2011

turd dick

a dick that looks like a turd

fuck, my dick looks like a turd..
im such a turd dick

by lollllipop July 14, 2011