danny is an amazing guy. although sarcastic and sometimes rude, he can open up. Dannys will hug you when you cry and talk to you when you need them. Danny is fantastic, don’t let him slip away
by ✌🏻🌈 May 11, 2019

Danny is the purest child you will ever meet in your whole entire life. Never let them go because their faces are just so squishy, they may blush easily but that doesn't matter, because fuck you guys. Just don't ever let a fucking Danny go to waste because it's a magical thing to find a wild, pure Danny b0y
by Creaminess February 18, 2019

Danny Tokar only belongs to Jessica. Nobody else can have him he is Jessica’s. He was made for her and only her.
by Daniel Tokar November 1, 2021

Someone who is a little shy and you feel privileged to get to know. When getting to know a Danny, they will give you hope for humanity. Only to painfully take it all away again. A Danny is actually a selfish narcissistic person who you give all your trust and end up regretting it deeply. Never trust a Danny. Very manipulative and will take any and everything they can. Very hurtful. A Gaslighter. Mentally and emotionally abusive. TOXIC
Her boyfriend is such a Danny.
I'm trying to help someone get over their Danny.
I feel like I don't even know who you are. You really Danny's me.
I'm trying to help someone get over their Danny.
I feel like I don't even know who you are. You really Danny's me.
by RealityChecker1212 September 9, 2020

by Adolf Hitler 15o1 November 13, 2020

Danny Keller is Ultimately one of the tightest fellows to have walked the planet the mere name encompasses all of the below phrases and more
1) He is so tight he could peel an orange in his pocket
2) He is so tight he can split a currant in two.
3) So tight when he drops a penny it hits him the back of the head.
4) He's so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his arse, within hours you'd have a diamond.
5) As tight as an otters pocket.
6) He`s so tight he only breathes in.
7) Tight as a shark's arse at 40 fathoms.
8) He's so tight, he only cries out of one eye!
9) So tight he's like a Yorkshire man with all the generosity kicked out of him.
10) He's so tight he uses both sides of the toilet paper.
And so on and so forth, So much so that if you need anything at work there is a DICK or Does It Cost Keller Test.
Nobody has really requested and truly passed a DICK test.
1) He is so tight he could peel an orange in his pocket
2) He is so tight he can split a currant in two.
3) So tight when he drops a penny it hits him the back of the head.
4) He's so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his arse, within hours you'd have a diamond.
5) As tight as an otters pocket.
6) He`s so tight he only breathes in.
7) Tight as a shark's arse at 40 fathoms.
8) He's so tight, he only cries out of one eye!
9) So tight he's like a Yorkshire man with all the generosity kicked out of him.
10) He's so tight he uses both sides of the toilet paper.
And so on and so forth, So much so that if you need anything at work there is a DICK or Does It Cost Keller Test.
Nobody has really requested and truly passed a DICK test.
I need to get some tools for our next job?
DK: Can you hold off on that for now?
Man, I fucking failed the DICK Test - Danny Keller!
DK: Can you hold off on that for now?
Man, I fucking failed the DICK Test - Danny Keller!
by Mr Fletcher January 24, 2019
