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Moon Gooning

Originated from the natives, Moon Gooning is a "positive vibe only" ritual done under the moonlight while gooning around a burning stump. The usual attire consists of: a fitted skirt, an elk’s skull as a headdress and the person must be drenched only by a licensed Elk’s blood.

(Avoid having an unlicensed buffalo in your vehicle for it might ruin the whole ritual. If unfortunate enough, please carry a bottle of Elk's blood to throw at the eyes of the nearest police officer.)
"Me and Isaac Bridgewater are gonna go skin an elk and go moon gooning tonight"
- TheDoo
by SunGooner December 6, 2023
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Moon Gooning

The act of going into the woods, shoving a Buffalo skull up your ass, doing a shitload of peyote, and jacking off. This act will allow you to talk to the moon worm.
Me and John got some buffalo skulls and peyote and went out to Halsey National Forest -you guessed it, moon gooning all night baby.
by George Palorovik February 19, 2025
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Flicker Goon

Flicker Gooning is an extremely difficult variation of gooning where a gooner brings themselves to "point of no return" before letting go of their penis with and holding back the ensuing explosion by flexing the same muscle that allows you to make your penis "jump." It is extremely hard to keep a consistent contraction in this muscle, so a "flickering" technique of repeatedly stimulating the muscle is often employed.
" You're 8 hour goon sesh doesn't impress me. I can flicker goon for 7 seconds!"
by AtomicW1nter May 25, 2024
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gooning

by goonmaster420 December 5, 2024
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Moon Gooning

When you slaughter a buffalo, cover yourself in its blood and guts while completely naked, put on an elk's skull or a turkey feather headdress, and goon under the light of a full moon. Usually done with the bros or with the Cherokee Chieftain.
"Hey! You wanna go Moon Gooning?"
"Hell yeah! That shit is so fun!"
by Moon Gooner November 14, 2023
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goon

Gooning, otherwise known as goon us a modern term typically used to describe eating at home.
Hey, Katie! Do you wanna goon tonight?

Katie: Yes i’d love to goon with you!!!!
by phil6964 April 28, 2025
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gooning

im gooning every day
by chrissybighead June 9, 2025
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