Earth Turds

Earth Turds are more commonly known as potatoes, yams or any other turd-like food which grows underground.

As seen from overground, underground earth turds are the seeds of underground REVOLUTION!

by Booduh December 21, 2006

snowcapped turd

When a homosexual male defacates in the morning after homosexual intercourse. The residue from his partner is on top of his stool and is white in colour.

When Roger looked in the toilet after a crap he noticed a snowcapped turd, he then knew that Arthur hadn't worn a condom like he said.

by FastRobbie October 1, 2007

Turd nip

A turd nip is a nipple in the shape of turd.

Woo There , She's got a reyt turd nip on Eh !

by David shagmidad October 4, 2008

burning turds

the act of passing gas when you have to take a shit

I needed to take a dump but there was no bathroom so I just kept farting instead. "Hey dude quit burning turds over there."

by girl friday and right hand man December 17, 2008

Queen Turd

Miriam, a piece of shit whose children are also pieces of shit.

What a Queen Turd! I hate her whole family.

by tamben November 11, 2018

turd dick

a dick that looks like a turd

fuck, my dick looks like a turd..
im such a turd dick

by lollllipop July 14, 2011

Turd in The Urinal

Other than its literal definition this term is often used to explain something that is unwanted or unexpected. Most often referring to an unwanted event or guest.

For the literal definition, see: Urinal cookie

Me: My 30 year old brother had a fight with his landlord and has moved back in with me and my dad because of his complete inability to take care of himself.

Friend: Yeah, he sounds like a total turd in the urinal.

by dmsdjing July 4, 2011