pickled kumquat

An attention seeking loser who tries to one up their superiors by rapidly trying to match or beat artificial facebook quizzes.

Lindsay Lohan is such a pickled kumquat.

by TitsMagee582 May 29, 2010

pickle jack

an all purpose descriptive word, usually used to exaggerate the size, weight, or importance of something.

6 year old: "I just jumped higher than a pickle jack!!"

me: "How high is a pickle jack..?"

by mimi_me June 30, 2010

Pickled, Burnt up

To be incapable of understanding things due to excessive alcohol consumption...EX. passing out in the bathroom of bars drunk!

Jordan's at the bar pickled, burnt up!

by STYLESIE July 24, 2010

pickleocity

The rate at which a pickle enters your mouth.

Did you see the pickleocity on that thing. I know it had to be pickleicious.

by TikiD-lux February 25, 2011

pickleicious

1. The flavor a pickle in your mouth. 2. the weight of a pickle on your togue.

Did you see the pickleocity on that thing. I know it had to be pickleicious.

by TikiD-lux February 25, 2011

Picklephiliac

One who loves pickles.

I love pickles so much, you could say I'm a picklephiliac.

by omnom pickles October 31, 2011

picklelips

A very flamboyant teenage boy. Likes skinny jeans, long un-cut hair, paints his nails, and stands with his hands on his hips.

Conner Schrader is a total picklelips when he stands outside of Preston's bedroom door begging for forgiveness.

by thehottestbitchtowalktheearth2 July 6, 2011