Summer vs Fall

A timeless debate that people have argued about for decades. It’s a close call but no side has risen supprime just yet…

Person 1: dude summer is the best season, BBQs, the beach, and Fourth of July! It cant be topped!

Person 2: your’e so retarded! fall is way better! Thanksgiving, Halloween, carving pumpkins, raking leaves!
Person 3: i like spring

Person 1 and 2: shut the fuck up were arguing about summer vs fall!

by Holiday_Choco March 06, 2023

Summer Slut

Someone that travels to a hotter climate during winter to avoid the cold.

Jesse, that Australian guy, visits the United States each year between May and October to avoid winter in Australia, and then returns to Australia in November when it's summer again in the Southern Hemisphere. He's such a summer slut!

by FlareKai July 23, 2023

the summer arc

be healthy!!

user: oh hows the summer arc
user: idk im healthy now

by periodpooohhhh September 07, 2023

Summer sausage

The act of someone playing with a man’s breast while performing a sexual act

Boy I could go for some summer sausage right now

by Joedirt88 September 18, 2023

summer hummer

A person who relishes the summer months.

I think summer is even better than spring break. I guess I'm a major summer hummer.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

long island summers

Jones beach concerts
Long summer night with your best friends

The beach is 30 minutes away
Best beaches every

Ice cream for every meal
Only thing you wear are bikinis

The only thing you have to worry about is of you are tan enough

The best nights are when you are drunk with your best friends

You don’t have to worry about what you look like

I wish i had Long Island summers.

by Kaylel January 06, 2019

Summer Dong

A penis that is sweaty and horny and needs tending to in a sexual context.

The summer air was thick with sultry heat. Cicadas humming their midnight tune. Our bodies tangled in the damp sheets. It was you and me and my summer dong.

by Wachet Auf February 08, 2025