Man Who’s Not My Man

A man who you may or may not be involved with. Regardless of your relationship in real life, in your head, he’s yours. You can say “my man” and your friends know exactly who you’re talking about even though this man has no idea.

In some cases, this term can be used synonymously with “Situationship.”
Ally: My man just texted me.
Sam: You have a man?

Ally: I mean, he’s my man who’s not my man.
Sam: Ohhh, gotcha.
by Alyx $ky January 19, 2022
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A person who eats bread

“A loser who sleeps with baby cat aka shadow which is his cat, and will usually watch DIY or life hacks videos. Does nothing interesting at all.”
Damn, Robert is such a person who eats bread.
by Adamations Adver May 19, 2020
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Who stole my beans

it was me hahahhhahahahaah
by ilovedigbicks23234 May 09, 2022
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kids who poop in school

The most badass kids alive if you see them run
Person One:"Yo those are the kids who poop in school run!"
Person Two:"..."
Person One:"What's wrong? OH SHIT HE GOT YOU!!!!!"
by Yo People mine now April 06, 2020
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He or she who sexts. Sends sext messages.
"Stay away from the one who writes in cursive"
by LAMO93401 January 30, 2018
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This is useless and congrats u wasted ur time to just get off of this. Just kidding I have a joke 4 u.
What has two legs?

A: How am I supposed to know
Joshua The Person Who Is Alive is alive
by lkfshklfiojqinc November 09, 2020
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You know who's beautiful

well don't bother reading the first word again

it's Shrek you peasant
You know who's beautiful not the first word in the sentence
by Oliver stop going on this site December 15, 2020
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