Obama´s last name

It´s his first name.

Jacob: "Hey, what´s Obama´s last name?"

Scholar: " It´s his first name."

Jacob: "What do you mean what´s his first name? I am asking for his last name?"

Scholar: "That would be his first name."

Jacob: "If Obama is his first name his last name is his first name, I don´t get it..."

Scholar: "I think you got it."

Obama: " I just want to go to Central Park and watch folks passing by. Spend the whole day watching people"

Jacob - Walks out *confused*

by ScientificScholar March 6, 2024

The last touch

The last touch would be today's version of saying 'having the last laugh. ' I first heard this word about a year ago from a friend but since then everyone is saying it. I thought I'd add a Definition cause some people might wonder where it really came from. Here in Edmonton, the sub culture is a big thing. And to a wide variety of people what was once the last laugh is now the last touch.

Hey, wanna get the last touch on those guys who jumped you in the park last week?

by B❤️ January 13, 2020

last tomorrow ago

Just now or just before now.

Jeff tried knocking on the door for hours before he realized,"Wait,... what am I doing? Knocking was so last tomorrow ago!" Then, Jeff grabbed a couch, and slung it at the door.

by Smith dux Wurd August 3, 2017

I take pills to last

This is usually a pressure tactic that a god named Nyice or 19K uses to fool his opponent now others might think he’s joking but no he’s being deadass

I take pills to last focus up sonny boy

by The God Nyice July 25, 2021

Quinn Last

Quinn Last is a very top notch insult to any annoying person. A Quinn Last can also be called a Quinn. A Quinn/Quinn Last is very short and typically considered a midget. A Quinn is also very bad at wresting. Quinns have a wrestling rival typically called Michael Jones/Michael Ruby. Their rival is better than them hence why a Quinn is called Quinn LAST and a Michael Ruby is called Michael RUBY. A Quinn is also generally hated on because of the really cringy youtube channel they own which is co owned by a Muhib. The first ever Quinn Last was found in a place near a school called Heart Lake Secondary school. A Quinn is also generally homosexual and have no friends. They can also not handle a joke which is why no one likes Quinns. Do not mistake this word for the name Quinn as it could be offensive.

ms. Blackshaw: "You have failed your exam Mazin, you will have to stay back a grade."
Mazin: "F you ms. Blackshaw! You are a shitty teacher, I got the exam right because I studied for 69 hours straight!"
Ms. Blackshaw: "Step outside the class Mazin."
Mazin: "Your a shit teacher and I hope you know that you are a Quinn Last just like Mr. Osei Akoto!"

by XxWaheb42069xX August 8, 2018

Hooted your last holler

Using up your last resource. Synonym: burned your last bridge.

I’m done! You’ve hooted your last holler!

by Candissa September 1, 2022

The last soapbender

An insult referencing the Nickelodeon animated television show Avatar The Last Airbender, which is used to describe a person of especially poor hygiene, usually ashey, cracked lips, crusty ass toes, etc.

*knock* *knock*
Daquan: "Yo what you want? It's only 7am on Saturday bro wtf"

Jamal: "Sorry brody I just had to go to the bathroom and the only one is in your room, my B"
*Jamal opens door to Daquan's room*
Daquan: "Damn Jamal, you been wearing the same clothes for three days!! I can smell yo ass from across the room, looking like the last soapbender ass nigga."
Jamal: "That's a violation, but you right, can I grab a shower rq while I'm in there?"
Daquan: "Aight but don't use my good washcloth on yo disgusting ass, I'll have to burn that shit after"

by crustyasstoesboi August 6, 2023