Italian Ass Wedge

When a group of Italians get in a conga line and shove pizza slices in eachother's asses.

I saw the great Italian Ass Wedge yesterday in rome.

by Aferly April 5, 2023

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Italian Clothesline

When you clothesline a girl, knocking her unconscious, and then cover her in spaghetti, pour marinara sauce in her pussy, and fuck her.

Jenny had to shower after I gave her an Italian Clothesline.

by PastaPro June 2, 2014

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Italian American

Subhuman

Italian Americans enjoy chewing gum, watching pigeons, and forfeiting their assets to the federal government after years of tax evasion.

by J1Sauce/BallerKing June 5, 2024

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Due to the frequent beatings that old school Catholic grandmothers bestow upon naughty children, they have worked up quite the wrist strength. This strength can come into play in a whole host of different situations, from grinding pine nuts for pesto to gesticulating out of windows above the village piazza. Luckily enough for the adolescent Italian prospective heart throb, visiting the grandparent's on a spring time Sunday in Sienna does not stir the same deep dread that swells within English children. Namely because they don't get wanked off with anywhere near the same vigor.

(Enter a young man who has just returned from a cinema date with a beauty)

Friend: Hey, how was the film? Get anymore than a kiss?

Proud young man with empty empty balls: Hell yeah I did, got given a mean Italian Grandmother throughout all of Bridesmaids 2...

by Italian Grandmother May 21, 2016

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Italian Fondue

An act during sex, in which a woman eats a strict diet of her own hair for one day the night before, and then pulls it out of her asshole and into her partners mouth; the shitty hair looks like a brown fondue.

I saw Jessica giving jacks the Italian Fondue

by anonymous February 4, 2021

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