The Choke Hold

When you get a chubby in public and have to tuck it under your waistband or belt to conceal.

Dude I was at Taco Bell the other day and got a boner in my gray sweatpants, I had to give it the choke hold so your mom couldn't see it.

by anonymous January 21, 2025

hold my duck

A widespread practical joke among young people meant to confuse and cause laughs

Bradee: hey hold my duck!
Jared: I can't even with you

by MrHaversham May 18, 2017

hold the moan

Holding the moan is a variant of exhibitionism where you try as hard as possible not to get caught while having sex in risky public spaces

We hid in the library while we tried to hold the moan as the librarian restocked the shelves one isle over from us

by Sholynyk January 29, 2024

bags of shit to hold

When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.

My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.

by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023

Slack hold

The act of holding your penis with the intent to masturbate.

I was sitting on the toilet with a slack hold and then I got walked in on

by Some_canadian_prime_minister November 9, 2020

Hold my beef

A term which means to take charge and control of another meme lords disagreements with others.

"Bitch hold my beef, I've had enough!"

by MemeLord17 June 27, 2017

holding up their pinky

If someone takes a picture holding up their pinky, it means that they are deeply in love with Halle. Don’t worry, we all know you are.

“Hey, someone just send me a photo of them holding up their pinky.”

“OMG HALLE THEY ARE SO DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH YOU!!”

by halleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee April 11, 2022