The Lieutenant Dan

To tie your partners ankles to their upper thighs in an attempt to make them a paraplegic. Them having sex with them.

How bout we do something different tonight baby? I'm thinking we try the lieutenant dan.

by swanny2008 March 22, 2010

dan sasqwatch

A hairy lifeform from the south who supports canadians in every way possible. has been known to complain of being tired and go to bed early. Sometimes can be seen with an alien and a guido. VERY RARE speciman...

Guy 1: Did you just see that thing pass out under a tree?
Guy 2: Yeah, it must have been the elusive Dan sasqwatch.

Man, i need to shave my pubes, im turing into a real dan sasqwatch.

by bucketkilla November 8, 2008

mela dan

dealer man ryming slang / sounds like

call your mela dan, init so we can get lit for the night

by lee2 December 13, 2006

The Palm of Dan

The hand that you use to spank the ass of your dog when you're taking it from behind.

My dog tried to pull away last night so I used the Palm of Dan to keep him still until I finished.

by T-Rail April 2, 2007

pull a dan the man

To make the love sign with your hands. Which is when you stick up your thumb, pointer finger, and pinky. Then keep he ring and middle fingers down.

Let's all pull a Dan the Man in the picture! It will be amazing.

by pinky1 February 25, 2008

Dimmer Dan

A cripple who is commonly found doing minor tasks (ie operating a dimmer board) and almost always ends up eating his own dick.
Usually a racist, sexist, WASP who is so angry with his life that he takes it out on everyone else

Dude, quit being a Dimmer Dan and let that brother alone!

by Josh Whittaker November 29, 2007

disco dan

a boy who thinks the world revolves around then, gets all there money from there mummy

disco dan thinks he is so cool

by Kellie87 December 7, 2007