ghost crap

When you are too edgy to say ghost shit, so you say the polished version of it.

So like, when you are at school, and the teacher doesn't want you to cuss, you say ghost crap. But I have no clue why people would you say "ghost crap" at school.

Cayle: Wow, what a nice dump I took there.
Cayle: Wait, why is my @$$ clean?
Cayle: *LOOKS AT TOILET*
Cayle: TF? Why is there nothing?!
Cayle: Must be ghost sh-- I mean, ghost crap.

by broception_15 May 12, 2019

Crap Cookie

When a person takes a shit into a receiving vagina. The poop will sometimes stick out like a turtle head.

Hey, wanna give Sue Ann a crap cookie?

by Crab staggums December 8, 2019

Crap

The annoying smell coming from brothers that dont smell

Man, Sam smells like crap.

by My cat bit me December 23, 2019

Crap ton

See shit ton

Q: How many do you have?
A: A crap ton!

by Hattermad April 4, 2019

snap crap

sending pictures of yourself on snapchat while crapping

“Dennis was snap crapping me yesterday and he thinks i didn’t know what he was doing.”

by Rowena September 13, 2019

The craps

The poopie woopies

Shitting my pants at the concert was just the craps

by Konfetamine September 30, 2019

CRAP APPLE

AN CRAB WITH AN 10 SNAPPIS AND IS AN RED LIKE A APPLE

AH CRAP ITS A CRAP APPLE IT WANTS TO DO A SNAP

by PSEUDYHYDNUM June 4, 2018