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bi-pooing

A sophisticated bath time procedure for real connoisseur's of hair health. It is the process of shampooing one's head with a shampoo and only a shampoo. Followed by a rinse. Followed by an application of a conditioner. And another rinse.

Bi-pooers know how it is meant to be, and adamantly despise brands such as: Head and Shoulders, AXE (hair products), Old Spice, et al.
Him: Hey your hair looks and smells amazing! What is your secret?
Her: I've been bi-pooing my hair for 24 years. Thanks!

Him: Dang! I use a 2 in 1.

Her: You give me the ick.
by runner227 January 16, 2023
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Bi-PFP Disorder

people who change their pfp too often and can never settle for one are considered to have Bi-PFP Disorder
Tim -hey, spiritz and nevify must have Bi-PFP Disorder they change their pfp at least 3 times a day. John - Ikr they must have it they are such losers
by tpneospike November 16, 2021
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Bi In Practice

A gay individual who is affected by comphet to the degree they still have sex with the opposite sex for a variety of reasons (ie. attention, validation, survival, sex work, etc).

They are not attracted to the opposite sex, but rather, are attracted to being wanted, validated, or surviving under the banner of heteronormativity. They may have sex and engage in relationships for survival or work as well.
She’s having sex with male clients because they pay well even though she’s a lesbian. She’s bi in practice.

She’s just bi in practice. She’s not into him, she’s into him wanting and validating her.
by coopalex August 21, 2022
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Bi-hacking

Trying to force yourself into being attracted to a gender that you currently aren’t into. Mainly by watching appropriate porn.
“Yeah, I’m watching gay porn right now to bi-hack myself”
You know bi-hacking doesn’t really work, don’t you?!”
by MrJodok December 12, 2023
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Bi-Polar Alcoholic

Someone who's mood and behavior changes constantly depending on how many drinks they've had.
At the beginning of the party I noticed and nice and beautiful girl, by the end of the party she was more like a belligerent devil because she's a bi-polar alcoholic.
by KrazyKracker76 July 26, 2017
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Bi-curious

He called me bi-curious what bitch
by Too_bad:3 May 15, 2021
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bi

i love my bff but i mean i always have gr- never mind
im bi so like boys and woomans
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