water the porcelain

Taking a piss in a public bathroom.

Joseph was talking to Gillian about the Mexicans who through used toilette paper on the floor at work. In the middle of the conversation, Joseph stood up and said: "I'll be right back I need to water the porcelain."

by Funzie January 30, 2014

Beaver Water

Any liquid near or coming out from the vagina.

Pregnant woman: "My beaver water broke! Get me to a hospital!"

or

"It's so hot, my shorts are soaked in beaver water."

by M&KDictionary June 12, 2009

Water Tiddy

A tit that can be popped for hydration.

May I pop your Water Tiddy?

by Wetty Vagina Titty August 10, 2016

Taki water

Water mixed with taki chips to make it spicy

Man 1 “yo I just had so much taki water”
Man 2 “I hope u don’t get high”

by Taki master January 18, 2021

Coffee and water

Basically a euphemism for sex. Originated in Britain, where they’d order coffee and water at pubs in the morning after sex.

Hot damn! We had some coffee and water last night if you know what I mean.

by Drpepper446 November 25, 2021

The Water Ballon

The act of an uncircumcised man pinching off the excess skin on his anteater and peeing for the purpose of filling his now water tight turtleneck. Then, when his new found weapon is about to burst, he releases his grip drenching his target in warm golden venom!

Billy has been a real ass lately, the next time that clown mouths off... He's getting The Water Ballon

by ChangoUnchained December 2, 2013

Aight, Water

A way of saying goodbye to people you're close with, predominantly on the east coast of the U.S.

Aight, Water means goodbye.

by Takiass August 15, 2021