Logan

Logan is a motherfucking gigachad, and his penis outsizes his brain by a long shot. His penis would take up this whole page if he put it on the screen. Logan loves to talk about ships. He is a wannabe hockey player and he can save all the shots, because hes a goalie. Logan loves to fuck women in the ass, and they always ask for more, he gets so many bitches, he has to setup a schedule so they all get they're share of his buttfucking. He is a profesional hottie, and loves to finger womens pussies. Goodluck with Logan on being a Hockey player, but he can always be a stripper instead!

Logan is my dream man

by wildtigerunner3433243243254213 November 15, 2023

Flag

Get the Logan mug.

logan

seems to go to be true at first. falls in love quickly. doesn't agree with loyalty. uses the phrase "thick" and likes to act 'cool'. self conscious about their hair being short but needs a hair cut

omg you're just like logan

by asm August 16, 2017

Flag

Get the logan mug.

Logan my bro

Logan really cool guy a little fluffy gives good advice Always there

Logan my bro he’s a really cool guy to hang with

by Nobodycares😒 November 22, 2019

Flag

Get the Logan my bro mug.

Logan lockwood

Funny

Smart
Kind
Cute
Respectful towards others

Respects himself

Honest
Listens
Mature when needed
Trustworthy

Great smile
Makes me laugh

Always there for me

Will buy me energy drinks

GREAT HAIR

Bro is literally so sweet
I love him
BRO CALLS ME HUN

Cares about others

He’s just awesome

Logan Lockwood is Logan.

by Sofiathefirst June 25, 2025

Flag

Get the Logan lockwood mug.

Logan Tweedie-Situe

Logan tweedie-situe, aka, the devourer of souls, is a incomprehensible immortal being of vast nature and size. When supper time arises, babies are on the menu for all 3 courses. His dog princess and him was banished to the Netherlands of Dubbo for eating a 2 year old (way beyond the age limit and contracted bowel hepatitis). Devourer of souls and his pit bull princess swore revenge on professor long-toes (jailor, former lover, casual fuck buddy, full time cum-extractor, part time nemesis). 4 Aeons later, professor long-toes has has created a new equator with his middle toe, and devourer of souls has escaped from Dubbo and has begun his journey to taking back what was his. Half way through the 50 light year journey his tum-Tum grumbled, it was time for num-nums. During his feast on a new pack of new borns, he had time to think of the origin of his nemesis and fuck buddy. Devourer of souls broke into a hospital and consumed the entire maternity ward except for one, an incubator baby, in a reinforced incubation system, it was professor long toes. Devourer of souls knows that this is just the beginning of a long journey

“Logan tweedie-situe ate my baby again”
“Again!! That little rascal”.

by Greg man August 8, 2023

Flag